Gator King: So, whaddya bring me? Is that my.rock? Zidgel: Okay, Jason, stay close and let me do all the talking. They approach the Gator King, who has a voice very similar to that of Elvis Presley.) It turns out the inhabitants are all alligators. (Segue to Jason and Zidgel entering the palace. I must remember to throw something besides scissors. (They all huddle and hold their hands out while doing rock, paper, scissors.)ДЇidgel: Oh. I'm only allowed to take one person into the palace to meet the king.ДЇidgel: By the official Federation ceremony. For a moment there, I thought you were gonna hit the water. However, the ship lands on the ground instead of the water.) As it approaches the planet, a giant ducky innertube is activated. (Segue to the ship arriving at Mercy Falls. (Everyone else's jaws drop.) Be very, very careful with it. Inside it is a giant emerald.)ДЄdmiral Strap: It is the crowned jewel, the largest and rarest emerald in the universe. You and your crew will proceed to Mercy Falls to deliver a rather important package to their king. This is the big one.ДЄdmiral Strap: Real big. You were told this was a routine mission. Zidgel: Admiral! Big guy! Uh, Big Strap! Uh, Captain Zidgel reporting for duty, sir!ДЄdmiral Strap: Good day, Captain. (breathes in as the loudspeaker appears) This could be the one that puts me over the top. We're expecting further orders from the big guy any minute. Zidgel: Sorry, Jason, far too valuable, on a.sentimental scale. First place was a glow-in-the-dark teddy bear. Midgel: He won 'em at the Saturn Carnival. (Kevin is shown playing with said marbles.) Zidgel: They're called spheroid crystals. Zidgel: But the admiral gave us something to deliver. Midgel: Captain, the admiral said it was a routine mission. Zidgel: Jason, can't you just taste the excitement?!

After the opening theme, cut to the title card.) (Fidgel reels Jason into the ship before it flies out of the attic. Zidgel: Hey, it's about time you showed up. As he sits after pushing a box, the Rockhopper roars to life and opens its glass dome.) Jason: You still owe me a new controller! (Jason goes upstairs to mope before saying to Michelle.) Be thou merciful, just as God is merciful.' Any of that ring a bell? 'Blessed are those who show mercy, for they shall be shown mercy. Grandmum: Listen, before you go handing out blame, you of all people should be more forgiving. (As Grandmum shares her advice, Jason and Michelle give each other dirty looks.) Or how about the time when you karate chopped me living room lamp, or the time you smashed Aunt Emma's pie plate? Or. Hmmm, it seems I remember a time when I was minding me own business, and a certain party put a baseball right through me kitchen window. And you were minding your own business, too. Jason: No, I can't! I don't care if you're sorry! It's still broken! And you owe me a new one! Jason: I was minding my own business when Michelle ripped the cord right out of the machine! Grandmum: Oh, my, Jason! Goodness gracious! You still broke it! You're gonna pay for this! You're gonna have to buy a new one, Michelle! Although this doesn't break the cord, Jason still gets upset.) (Suddenly, Michelle runs by and accidentally disconnects the controller from the console. With your bonsai master and skills of an ace pruner, intercept the enemy and. Jason and video game announcer: The zapmaster of Blast Nebula has escaped and rejoined the league of peril. (Jason says everything the announcer says.) Video game announcer: Bonsai Master 3000! (The episode opens with Jason putting a game cartridge in the video game console.) This is an episode transcript for Oh, Mercy!.

Lose your marbles yeah